lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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