i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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