No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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