so let's talk penis.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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