Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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