therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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