All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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