I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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