I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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