i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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