We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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