Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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