I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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