i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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