is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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