You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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