Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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