Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I will pee on everything he values.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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