The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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