The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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