I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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