She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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