hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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