escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Randomize
