God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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