just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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