TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
