we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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