That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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