Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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