If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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