i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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