This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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