No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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