Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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