Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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