Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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