So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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