We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm really busy with my period
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