just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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