guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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