Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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