We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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