Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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