Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
