The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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