Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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