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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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