you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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