I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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