I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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