can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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