Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
