life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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