After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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